gripping cheese

The act of falling asleep while eating cheese puffs and watching porn.

I woke up last night gripping cheese

by Hienz Thunderclap October 29, 2020

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Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.

I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

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Grip of Minutes

When the duration between a particular activity has been an exceedingly long time.

Larry: Let’s go to the casino and play blackjack.
Jack: Hell yeah, it’s been a grip of minutes since we’ve done that!

by LGEND24_2 February 28, 2019

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grip

grip- to grasp someone's ass in a loving or sexual manner

can i grip it?

by angewa123 January 22, 2023

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The bishy grip (or bishops grip) is a reverse , 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, mastered by the man himself , Dave the rave cabbage , the bishy grip can lead to one of 2 consequences, stinky fingers, or 12 hours in the cells and a ban from all night clubs in thr United Kingdom

I do the bishy grip dance move and it’s an instant bird killer

by Dave_cabbage October 23, 2022

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