Flu Tire

A typo for "picture"; An ailed car part.

Hey guys, can you go like my flu tire on Instagram?
I need to go to the mechanic because of my flu tire.

by asajfkl June 28, 2022

fentanyl flu

Illness from smoking fentanyl powder or pills on aluminum foil.

She has fentanyl flu.

by gcate March 1, 2025

Flu Nut

When you are at home, sick from work/school with the Flu. You have no energy, but gather the strength to masterbate. Ideally, you do not use the same Kleenex that are riddled with mucus- or you do

Jeff- Bro what did you get up to last week? We missed you at work
Jeffrey- Boss, I had the Flu, I did manage to have a Flu Nut though, which eased the symptoms

by Simp Mayor November 30, 2024

Maithri Flu

A very rare variant of influenza that spread like fire in a school's cultural event which is being speculated as the cause of the current flu outbreak in Chennai. This variant is highly contagious and common symptoms are: fever, cold, fainting, extreme hunger, exams not getting postponed.

A: Hi did you go to Maithri this year ?

B: Yes I have Maithri Flu now.

by Andreww Tatez September 22, 2022

Flu-Pocalypse

The span of time (aka:era) that rocked the ENTIRE WORLD due to the worldwide pandemic caused by the COVID-19 virus.

During the ‘flu-pocalypse’ I realized that ‘not having enough time’ was not the reason I wasn’t a doctor!

by TrickyNicky82! March 6, 2025

Labatt Blue Flu

Another term for hangover that references a popular Canadian Beer called Labatt's Blue.

Dave: Looks like Joe called in sick today?
James: Another case of the Labatt Blue Flu?
Dave: Seems that way.

by the AV Flu January 3, 2025

Man flu

The man flu is where a dude will feel under the weather for a few hours/half the day after sitting outside in the cold for hours while smoking half a pack of cigarettes, some weed, and drinking jack Daniels. The man flu is also having a sinus headache.........that’s it. The man flu is a serious illness that should be announced to all and taken seriously. The man flu has no actual symptoms, when confronted about the man flu it can only be described as “ feeling really sick”. There is no cure for man flu.

My husband has the man flu. He has the sniffles and has dramatically thrown himself on the couch and called out of work.

by wastecase November 28, 2019