Floating Apple

A middle-aged, overweight woman who dresses in alarmingly-bright floaty dresses.

The family BBQ was more chillaxed and meaningful until Aunty Floating Apple turned up with a wineglass in hand....

by JustSayingAs Your MammaWould February 16, 2023

floating toldy

North East of Scotland’s poetic word for a turd which refuses to submerge below the water line and will resist virtually every attempt to encourage the bastard to depart these environs .

Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

Floatable Boat

When the boat floats

DM: "You get a floatable boat-"
Player: "Well I sure hope it does"
*Everyone dies*

by twogaydadsonesafirefighter March 6, 2023

floating sand

When you illegally drive a lifted Toyota in Hawaii on a public beach that has been closed off to all vehicles, originated in Makaha but eventually made it to outer islands.

When you are too busy to pick up the phone because you are ‘floating sand’ with the boys

by Sillyboys808 March 19, 2023

Floafy

A little silly man who also really likes bugs. Very silly. Very silly. Very. Silly.......And also loves hollow knight.....

Person 1: That guy is so Floafy..
Person 2: Yeah what a fuckin loser

by jjba brainrot April 8, 2023

float rite park

A campground and concert venue in Somerset Wisconsin. Known for hosting ozzfest, x-fest, 93x concerts, the vans warped tour and many more.

Slipknot live @ float rite park 7-1-1999 (proshot)

by Nascarfan2007 April 23, 2023

Floating-a-left-P

Basically when Twitter first goes insane cause you typed $PEPE, you think.

So, psychologically, there may be relation here to internal dynamics to the typer, such that it is then you have fulfilled the aforementioned and defined word.

No one will ever know why $PEPE defined this, if it is.

$PEPE: Floating-a-left-P.
Internet: silence

by superstopponthat May 6, 2023