Flesh Bagel

vagina

Megan Fox has a flesh bagel becuase she is a female.

by funGuyNotGi October 4, 2009

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Flenik

(flee-nick) Flenik is when people are speaking in a foreign language around you, having a complete conversation, when they totally KNOW you CAN'T speak the same language. Basically, it's when someone wants to exclude you from a conversation by taking advantage of your limited linguistic abilities.

I hate it when Julio and Maria flenik, and it's so obviously about me, right in front of my face!

by Noelita989 November 2, 2010

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Flexatile

Adj. Having or possessing the qualities of being both flexible and versatile.

Dude, that shirt works as both clothing and a blanket. It's so flexatile.

by Clarko November 27, 2011

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flesh net

When you stretch your scrotum into a bowl and catch all of the shower water into it, then fling your genitalia outward to launch the water.

Tim: Dude I just made the biggest flesh net the other day, I totally drenched my hot cousin.
Andy: Fuck yeah! How much would you say it was?
Tim: A good five fluid ounces
Andy:Oh shit dude, that's sick!

by Ass Gargler January 28, 2014

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flesh outlet

When the participating male creates static friction on a thick rug whilst wearing socks and nothing else, then proceeds to engage in sexual intercross with the participating party(male or female).

Dude last night I left my socks on during sex and accidentally had a flesh outlet! My girl was so pissed!

by kins.webb February 2, 2015

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