flapped up

to get so frusterated in a conversation you can't say anything.

i was talking to my boss and he got me so flapped up I had to leave

by Dan hecht November 26, 2006

hooch flap

a moist flap of skin, often hairy and dark brown. If you get lucky sometimes you can find rubbery gooey hooch flaps. Often found on a hooch dog or a balls chinnigan McGuffin. Hooch flaps can not be found in south west asia, so don't bother looking there. But the Hot Spot for Hooch flaps are in north America and sometimes south east Africa. Good luck on your hooch flap search

Them are some nice hooch flaps you got there!

by hoochfan November 3, 2013

cat flaps

Where the labia (womans lips :) ) hang low and create a flap.
I was watching a tv program where a woman had saggy lips, it reminded me of a cat flap.... And as another word for the vagina is pussy (cat) and people call the lips fanny flaps I put two n two togther.... VOILAAA! Cat flaps!!

"Get you cat flaps out!!l
The old lady bent over to reveal her cat flaps
The womans cat flaps whistled in the wind

by little_l September 26, 2011

mud flaps

Noun

An excess of anal skin due to the extensive sexual use of your rectum.

Dumbass terms: you take it too much in the pooper

J: I think i got dead horsed at the fraternity house last night.

K: How do you know?

J: Because I woke up on their astroturf with nothing but my mud flaps to keep me warm.

by Fat tits October 16, 2005

butt flap

A loincloth. A term used first in George of the Jungle, but most notably in George of the Jungle 2.

"He keeps the deed in his what?"
"His, um, butt flap..."

by Pandaran January 27, 2007

Flap Jacking

A tandem masturbatory technique in which the participants lock arms at the elbows whilst gripping the shaft of their penises. They then flap elbows like a bird in synchronization to most efficiently share the work of jacking.

I jerked off with my friend, but it wasn't gay because we were flap jacking.

by Kingsbury Brothers February 6, 2010

flap jack

n. flacid penis that remains so during attempted masturbation; personal cock-block

v. the serious and vigorous attempt at reviving a limp dick through masturbation

Eliza Dushku is so hot, too bad I got a case of flap jack.

by Pepsimax11 May 10, 2009