Gunji Flap

The Gunji Flap is the weirdest piece of skin on a man's body. It is located below the testicles and above the taint. This flap of skin is known as the Gunji Flap.

Very Similar to the "taint" which is the 2nd weirdest part of the body.

"Dude! I was watching this movie with Tom Cruise and I noticed he had the hottest Gunji Flap!"

"Dude I heard my friend was rubbing his Gunji Flap to some porn last night! What a tool!"

Gunji Flap by ydooWoody May 2, 2012

cow-flap 

What is left behind after the cow's departure. Utterly worthless or groundless assertions.

The farm boys practiced their discus throwing with dried cow-flap(s), but it was useless on their exams.

cow-flap by Take-my-word-for-it October 7, 2013

flogging the flagstick 

The art of self-gratification for any true patriotic American boy.

Little Joey topped off a long day of playing with his army men by flogging the flagstick.

flogging the flagstick by stu19 May 7, 2009

flap Jacks 

Describes two body parts in particular on the femal body. Volumeless saggy breast which resemble the pancake like flat bread called flap jacks.

Also describes a flat ass

She should have wore a bra, without one her boobs look like flap jacks.

flap Jacks by kumquat87 October 19, 2009

flapslap 

A facial slap with the use of ones flap. The female equivalent of a dickslap.

"If he advertises his band to me on myspace one more time i swear to god i'll flapslap the entire band myself"

flapslap by hazbad April 29, 2007

Flap scraping 

Flap scraping occurs after many hours of continuous sexual intercourse, when the female vagina will be unable to produce any more juices and dry up, creating a scraping sensation for both parties.

"Dude, she kept me up till 7am, did some hardcore flap scraping that night"

Flap scraping by Boycy September 29, 2004

Fapsterpiece 

A combination of the words fap and masterpiece. Generally held to be an excellent example of materials that can be used to masturbate.

(friend booty dancing on skype)

Me: You should do that for your boyfriend. it would be fapsterpiece.

Fapsterpiece by NYCtyisweriwnt2b June 6, 2011