flogging the flagstick

The art of self-gratification for any true patriotic American boy.

Little Joey topped off a long day of playing with his army men by flogging the flagstick.

by stu19 May 7, 2009

flap Jacks

Describes two body parts in particular on the femal body. Volumeless saggy breast which resemble the pancake like flat bread called flap jacks.

Also describes a flat ass

She should have wore a bra, without one her boobs look like flap jacks.

by kumquat87 October 19, 2009

flapslap

A facial slap with the use of ones flap. The female equivalent of a dickslap.

"If he advertises his band to me on myspace one more time i swear to god i'll flapslap the entire band myself"

by hazbad April 29, 2007

Flap scraping

Flap scraping occurs after many hours of continuous sexual intercourse, when the female vagina will be unable to produce any more juices and dry up, creating a scraping sensation for both parties.

"Dude, she kept me up till 7am, did some hardcore flap scraping that night"

by Boycy September 29, 2004

Fapsterpiece

A combination of the words fap and masterpiece. Generally held to be an excellent example of materials that can be used to masturbate.

(friend booty dancing on skype)

Me: You should do that for your boyfriend. it would be fapsterpiece.

by NYCtyisweriwnt2b June 6, 2011

Flap LIP

Flap Lip is a term which is described to a 40+ year old male that is known to be weak/disrespectful towards a fellow Christian rapper known as Junius Rogers.

Known information about being a flap lip: Forty year olds stay tryin' to get in somethin' (Uh-huh)
Sit your old ass down before you slip or somethin' (what?)
Sit down 'fore you slip a fuckin' disc or somethin', huh (okay)
I'm a war pit (pit), young and ruthless (ruthless)

by TAwaiN of Puffy Vaginas April 25, 2022

Trump-flap

The hair piece of a bumbling retard terrorizing the villagers. One day it will get its vengeance and smother the troll in his sleep. Sweet sweet freedom. Then all flaps across the world will take over their hosts and run for president. That'll be the day

"The Trump-flaps will rule the world"

by Demontickler September 15, 2016