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flanking noob

An inexperienced player who plays FPS multiplayer games like Counterstrike or Black Hawk Down. Their main tactic is to loop right round the fighting and camp at the enemy base, either sniping or spawn raping them.
A..NooB is a gay flanking noob
by Sam Smith November 16, 2004
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flanks

A cigarette lighter, aka marijuana cigar lighter.
"Say man, can I get a flanks?" - "Yeah man, right here."

"Got flanks?" - "Hell yeah, hold up, it's in my pocket."

"Gentlemen, do you have a flanks I can 'borrow'?" - "No G.A.N."
by GraceKimWasHOT May 31, 2006
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Flick-Flacka

The rapid back-and-forth motion of the aggressors hand toward the victim. Used as a weapon to disable the shoulder, knee, or buttocks.
His masters kung-fu was good. However, it was no match for my Flicka-Flacka.
by vectortec October 17, 2003
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Bald Eagle Flakes

The little flakes of dead skin that frequently fall off a bald mans head.
Guy 1: Did you see that bald guy?
Guy2: Yeah, he had some hardcore bald eagle flakes.
by TheBaldEagle March 24, 2009
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fankled

1. Extremely ugly, hideous
2. An extremely messed up object, person, or situation
1. I'd probably hit that if her face wasn't so fankled.

2. I was fankled the morning after we hit that yayo.
by John Cocktoastin November 27, 2002
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candy flakes

the flaky substance left in a woman's panties after the duck butter dries
"I know she's making some duck butter out on the dance floor!"
by Ug Lee June 18, 2002
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Fake Flakey

One who pretends to be slightly psychotic for some percieved advantage from others.

Symptoms of "Fake Flakeyness" include buying mugs or signs to hang in their place of work with "You don't have to be mad here, but it helps" written on them, saying such things as "I'm mad me", "I'm gonna kill everyone someday", pretending to develop an interest in Hentai or bad slasher movies and also pretending to find random and sometimes controversial subjects hilariously funny. Such as cancer.

This behaviour is highly irritating to people who know the person, as they know that he\she is not actually in any way mentally ill.

This behaviour is also irritating to people who do not know the person, as they will at the very least be wary of such a person.
"Did you hear? Darius threatened to kill everyone again."

"Man, he is such a fake flakey, no wonder people tend to avoid him."

Many wannabe Goths and Emo kids tend towards Fake Flakey behaviour.
by Aedwynn November 3, 2005
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