The Field School

An absurdly expensive private prep school with good teachers, terrible leadership, burnt out neurodivergent stoner students, and evil middle schoolers. Under the dictatorship of Supreme Leader Lori Strauss, prices for regular things are jacked way up while antisemitism is brushed over.

Student 1: "Have you heard what happened to The Field School after Lori Strauss took over?"
Student 2: "Yeah, we both go there. I can't believe she removed the Latin department by personally defenestrating Hugh McElroy."
Student 1: "Yeah, and the public execution she held for the physics teacher Jared was horrible."
Student 2: "Well at least we still have David Kongstvedt, Field School history teacher and writer of 2008's Osiris Ford."

by Botto B Bobbs January 7, 2024

philadelphia field toss

When you and the squad pass around a group of females

Bro, last night we hit that Philadelphia field toss and Meghan!

by Jordansucksdick December 8, 2018

Field Chic

What ‘classy’ people say to justify getting completely shit faced in a field/outdoor public area

Person 1: You are such a tramp getting

drunk in a park
Person 2: Well actually, I think you would

find I am field chic

by queen hox July 29, 2018

hudson fields

little fucking bitch boy(jk) realist nigga you will know

hudson fields is my plug

by jdjjcnff October 22, 2020

Seen field

Seen field is fat ginger that is related to Ashton elf. His tits are almost 3 times as big as that thot Rachel's!

Dude Seen fields was running and almost caused another earthquake!
Yeah the ground was shaking so bad I fell over!

by WiiSports June 8, 2019

Right field

The most boring mother fucking place of the got damn earth

Right field if gay as shit

by Fr come at me February 1, 2020

Field

Something Tow Mater lives right next to in Cars 2.

Finn McMissile: You obviously have plenty of experience in the field.
Mater: Well, yeah, I live right next to one.

by not a normal man September 25, 2024