Fleming

A Fleming is a type of monkey that likes to sing Harry Hippo

The Fleming sang a lot

by Bobbas12345 September 20, 2019

Feeding the Birds

A solo sexual practice wherein the subject (traditionally male) vomits onto his own genitalia for use as a lubricant.

“Where the fuck is frank?”
“I think he’s in the bathroom feeding the birds”

by MrOCD October 16, 2019

feelings

Something males lack and females have too much of.

"Do men even have feelings?"

"Clearly they don't, did you hear what happened between them?"

by Mapo000035119 February 19, 2015

feeding the horse

placing a banana hammock over your ears so you can feed someone oats or carrots from where a mans junk was.

although it smelled like a jock strap, it was truly amazing when i saw him feeding the horse from across the room. i threw in a couple extra dollars.

by b2m2c2nyc2 April 20, 2011

wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.

The start of a horrible song.

Ke$ha: wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.
me: turns off the crap,

by Policegurl October 24, 2010

Feeping

Feeping:

to unknowingly "bo-get" while off in la-la land...
in simple terms - the act of passing gas while sleeping.

*** I'm laying in bed beside the most b.e.a.utiful girl as she sleeps.....correction - as she snores.
Her snoring ends and all that is heard travelling through my right ear into my left is ........*fart sound*

~it processes in the brain for a mili-second~

"she is f@$king FEEPING right next to me!"

by WiNNiE KaBBiE & JiLL-da-THRiLL May 8, 2010

Bird Feeding

A new branch of S&M where one throws up whatever is in one's stomach and your partner eats it.

Friend 1 "After having a fantastic dinner last night with my girlfriend we went home and I gave her a bird feeding."

Friend 2 "That is some heinous shit man"

by MnJarvis November 13, 2011