Funt

Fun aunt

America’s cool aunt, a fun aunt — I call that a ‘funt’ — the kind of funt that will give you weed but then arrest you for weed. Can I win the presidency? Probably not, I dunno. Can I successfully seduce a much younger man, you better funtin’ believe it.”

by Eastsidesteve November 7, 2020

Fountain Drink

A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up

Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?

Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!

by Porque Me Buscan September 27, 2020

Fountain of youth

Choking the chicken while laying on your back, and letting your unborn children fly

When I’m bored of gherkin it normally, I’ll sometimes do the fountain of youth

by UngaBunga Monster October 17, 2020

Funt

A fucking cunt. Shortening of the two words

Micha, you funt

by ghostnut January 1, 2021

fountain ni z

ask KAPE

sarap panoorin ng fountain ni z

by garachuchu March 3, 2021

funtimq

she's a tiktoker and git almost 200 followers

funtimq

by pussydrinkeruWu January 31, 2021

Funto

Funto is the most popular and most charming guy you can meet.

I have a crush on funto
Funto is the finest boy in our set
I'm dating funto

by bbbbbula April 1, 2021