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Charlie Higson's Father's Payday

Charlie Higson's Father's Payday refers to a day in the future when it will probably rain. It is usually used pessimistically or sarcastically.

The phrase dates back to the early part of the 20th Century. It referred to a possibly apocryphal story. Each month, Charlie Higson's Father would have to go to collect his salary from his work. Grumbling, he would complain that because he had to go out to get his salary it would almost certainly rain.

People began to use the phrase colloquially when they pessimistically thought it was going to rain.
"Tuesday is going to be like Charlie Higson's Father's Payday"
by HeavierWeather October 3, 2013
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HELLO MOTHER FATHER

It's like Hello Mother Fucker but 0 rudeness
USE TO TROLL PEOPLE
by STEAVEBRINE March 24, 2023
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Your father

He went to go get milk and isn’t coming back sorry
John: your father
Logan: John you know my father left
John: Ik :
by RA!NB0W JUP!T3R<3 April 28, 2022
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father

by ajkldskjldassdjkal December 14, 2020
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father

something i dont have and never will
my father left me when i was 5 after my mom got a job
by where my dad go? March 7, 2023
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Old enough to be her father

be much older than someone (especially used to suggest that a romantic or sexual relationship between the people concerned is inappropriate).
"she married a man old enough to be her father"
by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024
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A Father

Kid 1: Hey, kid 2 I bet ur father is horny!
Kid 2: I don’t have a father..
Kid 1: …
by Ur moms milk in my mouth October 14, 2022
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