A more affordable version of a Whoopie Cushion, most often sold at 50-cent stores in family value packs. Favorite childhood toy of RedLetterMedia personality Rich Evans.
Whoopie cushion? What kind of big city, high-falutin' cushion is that? I get a family value fart bag and I enjoy it!
by GaryMoore May 15, 2018

Large, room filling fart, has the smell of what food it is from from another room, or from far far away
" Watch out, Dan just lit up a HD Fart! "
- come back is :
" Yes my Fart's are so awesome they come in HD"
- come back is :
" Yes my Fart's are so awesome they come in HD"
by Temporalwar April 21, 2009

1. The act of faking a fart
2. A device used to store farts for later use
3. A common insult used and originated by Dr. D. Nguyen
4. A company name that sells fart placebos
2. A device used to store farts for later use
3. A common insult used and originated by Dr. D. Nguyen
4. A company name that sells fart placebos
I was walking down the street and pulled out my fart placebo to create a stench around me.
"Why are you such a fart placebo!"
"Why are you such a fart placebo!"
by Poppyface October 20, 2009

A gigantic muffler mod used mostly on asian import cars, it sounds stupid (Ie. Fart) and its only real purpose is to make up for the drivers tiny penis.
by Justin Barrett October 7, 2005

Basically when you're around people (not alone) and you really have to blast one, so much so that your stomache is starting to ache... so you let out a small amount of gas in hopes of it being a quiet or non-smelly fart. If it smells or is a blastus you hold it back, but if it's a quiet one you walk around and pass the gas in a discreet fashion.
Hung was in class earlier and he had to fart, he intended to let out a test fart in the back of the class but instead of is coming out as a quiet and/or non-smelly fart he accidently Sharted.
by JerryCurlPubes June 16, 2005

to break wind in the cup of your hand and wave it up to a friend's nose and mouth area so that they get a fresh dose of the wretched gas.
Bird gave David a "good game" as Goodbary gagged after David handed him a potent fart muffin as they sat in the President's office discussing the master plan.
by CPE-33 April 28, 2006
