The Event

The term used to refer to the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020. The effects of the pandemic coupled with the resulting protests, economic and social impact and international escalation of tensions between countries make it the singular feature of 2020 that will never be forgotten by mankind. The term is used to avoid directly referencing the painful time is was for everyone when trying to make a point without drawing attention to the pandemic itself

Before The Event people loved travelling to Asia to experience exotic foods and sailing on cruise ships. unfortunately that doesn't seem to be the future we'll live in.

by pi_patrol June 19, 2020

the series of fortunate events

The series of fortunate events will occur when Lemony Snicket has a good day and decides to write about it.

Joe: Did you hear that Lemony Snicket is writing a new series?

Billy: Really? What is it called?

Joe: The Series of Fortunate Events. I guess he finally had a good day.

by JGator8 September 2, 2010

Eventing

Harrogate, North Yorkshire, UK slang for
the art of bukkake. More specifically, when 8 close friends ejaculate over some hot girl they may, or may not like.
Can be used for pleasure or punishment.

Hey guys, wanna go eventing?
Jesus! Has she just been evented?!
Lets event that swine-hunde!

by L.A. Toole March 3, 2005

well a good evening officer

when walking home from mattys house drunk and see a policeman u have to say "well a good evening officer" and he wont think that u r drunk

policeman - "hello, and wot are u two doing talking to thatlampost"

whitey and lewis - "well a good evening officer"

by poo July 30, 2004

evenlyn

a beautiful , kind , loving person . one who you go to when you need help . she cares about everything . she cries in her car if she needs it . she's beautiful , never lose her . she's golden

yesterday evenlyn and I stayed up until 3am talking to eachother , gosh I love her !!!!!

by leni jane May 19, 2018

Expletive event horizon

1. The point at which your frustration rises so that you lack the patience or vocabulary to express it, resulting in a deluge of random curses.

2. The point at which curse words cease being humorous and become offensive.

1. "Bas-tard motherfucking camelshit fuckjock! Bellydancing cocknobbler!" "...Dude, what's wrong with Steve?" "He passed the expletive event horizon."

2. "...And then, he called her the C-word." "Oh man, that's totally crossing the expletive event horizon."

by Saluriel May 29, 2010

Event Horizon

the area on the side of a girl's face where her make-up partially blends with her actual skin, though still in a very noticeable way.

T: hey did you see Maria yesterday?
N: yeah she had an event horizon going on.
T: i know it was so nasty.

by Dennycrumbubble November 20, 2010