A total meanie who thinks he can have any girl he wants. He tries to date older girls just so he sounds cool. Ethan will slap you if you touch what’s his but when he takes your stuff he thinks it’s completely fine. He often will take people from behind and try to hurt them. If you see an Ethan, warn all your friends and then run.
by buttney April 30, 2018
The worst bike rider you will ever meet. Complete disgrac to BMX society. Says he can hafcab crankflip but it's actually a U turn to crankflip. Also thinks he can manual 180 but it's actually a huge ass carve to 90. Sucks at riding.
by Haheoahoebsoj j November 18, 2016
A scrawny south african white boy with a tiny penis that you would need a magnifine glass to see it. He likes phillipenos and men but can never get either of them. He is a world known virgin and a total pedo. His blond hair looks like mouldy french fries from a run down rip off macdonalds.
Nisha- hey ethan i just wanted to say how dumb you are to try get with me your freind looks loki better.
by nisha cancel October 27, 2019
ethan is a ugly sack of shit and he should break up with his gf and date aidan cuz they are perfect for each other and they need to date ....
gf i love ethan
ethan "walks over to gf and breaks up with her then goes to aidan"
aidan hey sexy
ethan i want to anal you
aidan get over here and pull down your pants big dick daddy
ethan "moans"
ethan "walks over to gf and breaks up with her then goes to aidan"
aidan hey sexy
ethan i want to anal you
aidan get over here and pull down your pants big dick daddy
ethan "moans"
by analme February 12, 2020
by lizzy8160 December 29, 2016
the perfect pair, stick together through thick and thin. Their ship name is methane and you can't get better than them. They are amazing together and favourite activity to do together is watching movies and just laughing together
by fcdsxz November 22, 2018
A person of low intelligence, usually screams their name to the camera. Also an insult, used instead of idiot.
by IMETHANBRADBERRY March 17, 2016