douchebag

Refers to a self-obsessed person usually of the male gender. An extreme "jerk" or "Asshole".

Derrick: Hey did you hear CJ posted Mike's phone number on Twitter?
Ian: No way, what a douchebag

by gtmillion September 19, 2012

Dollar store douchebag

To be a very low or poor quality douchebag

I met this guy the other night that seemed real nice at first but he turned out to be a Dollar store douchebag!

by LSCSnow2021 September 14, 2021

DoucheBag

A individual asks questions with his or her nose.

That Douchebag is making us uncomfortable.

by Forgetabout_it1408 August 31, 2025

Douchebag's Threesome

Sleeping with two separate partners within one 24 hour period. This is most commonly done without either partner knowing about the other.

Bro, I had a douchebag's threesome after you left the party last week.

by dude who fucks March 30, 2022

Douchebag

Painted chin strap and hard part

Hey you know that Jonathan Williams kid?
Yeah...that douchebag kid right?

by Mike Hunt is a Harry One December 22, 2020

DOUCHEBAG

Elijah

“Elijah is douchebag”

by Dh748805 July 10, 2019

Schrodinger's Douchebag

Someone who makes a distasteful/offensive comment (Racist, sexist, homophobic etc), then tries to play it off after it doesn't land.

Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."

Guy 2: "No, he's not."

Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*

Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."

Guy 1: "Oh."

Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."

Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."

by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025