by Mike Hunt is a Harry One December 22, 2020
Get the Douchebagmug. 
Get the Douchebagmug. Someone who makes a distasteful/offensive comment (Racist, sexist, homophobic etc), then tries to play it off after it doesn't land.
Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."
Guy 2: "No, he's not."
Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*
Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."
Guy 1: "Oh."
Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."
Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
Guy 2: "No, he's not."
Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*
Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."
Guy 1: "Oh."
Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."
Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Douchebagmug. For all the douchebags who’ve cheated on
by Little guy 02 August 26, 2021
Get the national douchebag daymug. The shittiest weakest "insult" ever by someone who is too afraid to use proper insults because they are too scared to use swearwords, or are about 13 and don't like cuss words.
Example:
Person 1: "Hey you, you are a douchebag!"
Person 2:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, if you are going to insult me, use a proper fucking insult you fucking pussy!!"
Person 1: "I can't because I'm 13 and I don't like cuss words"
Person 1: "Hey you, you are a douchebag!"
Person 2:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, if you are going to insult me, use a proper fucking insult you fucking pussy!!"
Person 1: "I can't because I'm 13 and I don't like cuss words"
by Fen_Tan_Ill September 20, 2018
Get the Douchebagmug. 
by Dicksucker299 May 28, 2014
Get the Vampire Douchebagmug.