Walking Donut

Any person of a very short, fat nature with very pale-white skin

that Danny Brennan kid is such a walking donut

by rippler March 18, 2009

Donut Man

The guy that lives next door and makes really great donuts but is really creepy and stares at people through their windows.

Omg look at him he is so creepy!

Yeah but he makes great donuts.

Hes the donut man!

by The_b3st_m3m3 April 15, 2018

donut hands

1. What you wish you had when you are really hungry after chilling or partying.

2. What someone has when they make something really good happen.

3. Someone who commits an act of trife.

4. Someone who has an addiction to excessive masturbation.

1. I'm so hungry, I wish I had donut hands.

2. That dude just hooked us up with a damn good party. That guy has donut hands for real.

3. Wow, I can't believe he acted like donut hands and stole your girlfriend.

4. I bet he is so lonely, he sits around at home and jacks it like donut hands.

by mhs_boyz_atx April 6, 2009

Human Donut

A person who's head is so far up their own ass that they become donut shaped.

"Dude, David is so annoying. He just finished reading The Stranger and now he won't shut up about how life is meaningless. The worst part is he talks about this bullshit like he invented it."

"Yeah man, he's becoming a human donut."

by Atom Smasher August 6, 2014

Texas Donut

A description of your asshole after you've have a really hard time dropping a turd. It feels like its stretched and shit is everywhere.

Dude, worst shit ever. Talk about a real texas donut.

by Trashboy November 16, 2014

Meat Donut

A Vagina so tight that it turns a man's penis inside out causing it to look like a meat donut.....

That hot girl last week was so tight bro she gave me a meat donut that lasted three days....

by THE ORIGINAL" CORN DOG KID " December 3, 2018

Pouting Donut

The quivering sphincter of a diarrhea filled anal cavity. Usually filled with hot chowder containing small fish heads, fingernails, and corn.

Also a telltale sign to customs agents during strip searches.

1. Dude, I've got the pouting donut right now. Must have been your moms cooking.
2. Did you see his pouting donut ?? he's gotta be smuggling something !

by HooliganATL August 3, 2009