Mr. Dolphin

Hmmmm... The dude humping the air. Only about like some girls liking him and stuff, but I define him as some dude looking like he has fluffy hair something- with his uh, friend Mr. Bear. (Kahoot names lmao)

Mr. Bear and Mr. Dolphin are also like 2 peas in a pod-

Mr. Bear: F-Fu- Ff--fu-u f-fuc! F-f- FUN!
Mr. Bear: TREES M-MS. TREE?? T-T-T-R-E-E-S? MS. TREES? M-MRS. TREES? GODDAMN IT!
Mr. Dolphin: This dude gotta chill. ._.
*Me literally walking past them*
My thought: Yeah, no.

by :VVVVVVVVVVVVVV February 16, 2020

Dolphin-head

When the tip of a man’s penis slips out of some article of clothing.

Bro I was working out in some super small shorts and my dolphin-head just popped right out.

by Girth-Micheals January 04, 2024

Epiphany of dolphin

When a group of dolphins has a really great idea and then they do it; also plural for a brilliant group of dolphins

Epiphany of dolphins like a barrel of monkeys like a tower of giraffes like a murder of crows

by Bambi barrister July 01, 2022

Dolphin Hole

In reference to one who's penis is inverted.
Often caused by obesity

"look at that guys dolphin hole"

by Shaunchomper October 31, 2018

like a dolphin

to describe anything at all that does not include something a dolphin would do

"dude, i just got laid"
"oh man thats awesome.... LIKE A DOLPHIN!"

by f-tang, and lewychewy February 17, 2011

Dolphin rape

When dolphining hump somebody like they are about to get a long dick. Also known as dolphin dicking.

That man just ran up and dolphined so hard it is a rape case. They got caught dolphining and were charged with sexual harassment. Dolphin rape and dolphin dicking is illegal.

by Long dick dolphin April 03, 2021

dolphin rape

Something that happens when an adult dolphin loves another adult dolphin/human. See beastiality

"Hey Max, heard you got dolphin raped."
"Yeah, but i gave her my phone number and she hasn't called me yet. It's been two days now."

by rAbbist0k November 04, 2015