how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

Do You Need That

Do you need that is a slang people at my school made it essentially means Do you need that attitude

"do you need that attittude?"

by SapphireYT December 18, 2024

Do you see Palm Trees?

When you're in the car (as a driver or passenger) and someone in the car rolls the windows down when it's freezing outside and they don't need too.

Driver: *Rolls down window in 10⁰ weather*
Passenger: Bro wtf?
Driver: What?
Passenger: Really? Do you see Palm Trees? Roll the fucking window up!
Driver: Ok ok jeez. *Rolls window back up*

by Gizmo0401 December 4, 2023

And how do you know...

Okay... So you think you did THAT... By doing THIS to me...

Hym "And how do you know... That THIS... Is not what the church is doing... To YOU? God you're dumb! How do you not see the parallel there? You are doing all this... And YOU THINK... That other people aren't already doing that... Except to you?"

by Hym Iam May 9, 2025

Hes Like:"' I, Angel JOse Robles AM Outside Wearing Dickies'" She Is Like: I, Cristy Veronica Tejada AM Outside Like "'Do You Want To Lick Me'"

Hes Like:"' I, Angel JOse Robles AM Outside Wearing Dickies'" She Is Like: I, Cristy Veronica Tejada AM Outside Like "'Do You Want To Lick Me'"

Hes Like:"' I, Angel JOse Robles AM Outside Wearing Dickies'" She Is Like: I, Cristy Veronica Tejada AM Outside Like "'Do You Want To Lick Me'"

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

How you do that?

When someone does some crazy shit and you just like

Joey; *draws Mona Lisa with some crayons*
Boing boing man; “AYO how you do that?”
Joey; “get good buddy”
Boing boing man (angry); “damn didn’t know that this was a boing boing situation ig”
Joey; “huh”
Boing boing man; “boing boing”

by Edgar ShufflePoop January 13, 2025

Do you need that?

When someone says “Do you need that?” they’re basically challenging the other person. It’s usually said in a condescending or provoking way, almost like daring the other person to back up their words or actions. It can also come off as a warning, as if to say

After the guy kept talking tough, Jason stepped closer and smirked, saying, “Do you need that?”—almost daring him to make a move.

by acidbath February 19, 2025