stagnant do

A stag do where the stag does not attend due to an event which takes precedence.

The stag do was stagnant in that it was a stag do without a stag. Hence it was a stagnant do.

by In Benidorm with no stag May 11, 2009

Doing a Woody

To have a conversation with one in which you ask them deep and meaningful questions and make them contemplate their lives, the universe and everything in between to a point where they move to Mongolia, become a Monk and live a life of prayer and contemplation.

Raging League Player: "OMG IM SO ANNOYED AT THIS GAME!!!"

Insightful Game Employee: "Have you considered the fact that your anger may be the root of your anger towards the game?"

Raging League Player: "Hm no I have not...., wait are you doing a woody to me?"

by xxAssasian123 October 8, 2014

doing a Kris

To leave a group prematurely, often due to feelings of unfairness, isolation or uneven roles and divisions of labour.

The majority group attempts to establish a meta-contrast between the leaver and the group, in some cases resulting in high profile media interest.

Contrary to the intention of the majority group, a large external following supports the minority as they identify with the negative aspects and empathise for the reason of leaving.

Kris leaving EXO is the origin of "doing a Kris"
Twitter #WeBeliveInYouKris etc.

by sexypigeon May 16, 2014

Doing a Miki

When you at any time abruptly stop what ever you are doing to go in to the shower to have an "easy-to-clean wank".

He muted discord to go do a Miki.
I enjoy doing a miki every now and then, the mess you make is super easy to clean.

by Willupillu October 3, 2021

Doing the Hemingway

Getting drunk, banging two or three girls and then writing a small novel til the sun goes down...or comes up.

"Doing the Hemingway to-night."

"Shit! I'll bring condoms and my sister."

"See you at 7 then."

by Jim Witness September 5, 2010

Doing the shido

Not even considering anything romantical until youve known the other person for at least 3 years and in that time treating everyone equally by not giving a fuck about them

How's it going with that girl? - Ah don't worry, I'm doing the shido.

by randomstranger2 November 7, 2019

Doing a Taz

When all your mates are keen to do something but you hit them with every excuse in the book

"You coming to the movies joel" "na sorry I have to save money" stop doing a taz

by Mr mysterious November 3, 2017