Kraft dinner

When you go for a massage but have sex with the workers instead.

I ordered the Kraft dinner at that shady massage place.

by Waradvisor September 6, 2019

lead dinner

Shooting yourself in the mouth, suicide, usually used in a sarcastic tone whenever one makes a mistake.

When the waitress said "Enjoy your meal', I said "Thanks you too." Looks like it's time for a nice lead dinner.

by Jeb Hankman May 30, 2018

German Dinner

When you take a shit and eat it. Toilet paper is the appetizer.

Person one: Mom forgot to bring home food... so I had to have the German Dinner.
Person two: That’s disgusting.

by _ham=booger January 10, 2020

Dutch dinner

The taint of someone from Denmark

Dude, I met this girl last night, she didn’t give me much, but at least I had the Dutch dinner.

by Yerboyfromharlem November 13, 2020

come to dinner with your balls out

To arrive at an event or destination woefully unprepared.

We were all excited by the prospect of seeing Brian that evening, but I shockedly exclaimed upon meeting him, "My God, man! You've come to dinner with your balls out." Oh, Brian... will you never change?

by Epiklandia November 22, 2020

Thanksgiving Dinner

When you give her the Gobble Gobble, followed by a Dutch Oven, and finally give her your Gravy.

We stepped away from the table and had our own Thanksgiving Dinner

by OrangeTart November 25, 2020

secret dinner

Literally any dinner an adult goes to and doesn’t happen to invite every friend they have.

Carlos went to another secret dinner so I guess we have to figure out our own dinner.

by Charlie Parsons November 29, 2020