dank spank

When an individual has a spank of the monkey because he has become so horny after smoking dank and there are no bitches around to satisfy him.

This white caucasian is here to tell you that there ain't no spank like a dank spank.

by Buggieboy April 10, 2008

Dank Shwiz

Weed, marijuana.

Last night, I was smokin' up that dank shwiz with my bros.

by dinorio November 29, 2010

ba-dank

similar to the word dank meaning of great quality or awesomeness (referring to weed), but pertaining to a more broad expanse of topics such as food, clothes, girls/guys, situations, etc.

Dude just got the most ba dank burrito... You aced your mid-term? Ba-dank!

by rankT May 3, 2009

danked out

When you get so high that you just pass out.

Man Joe danked out at the party last night.

by kankrii October 19, 2014

class dank

A generally great thing, like Armani. Not affiliated with marijuana. Class dank is good, classy, and all-around awesome. A word to replace swag.

"Dang, that new tux is class dank, man."

"Dude, have you seen the new kid Jerome? Kid's class dank."

by typeprincessa February 23, 2015

Dank Bagel

Term used in Leonardtown, Maryland by teenagers to describe something that is pretty cool or awesome.

I can't believe the principal didn't know what that meant! That's such a dank bagel.

by Pastor Boy September 13, 2016

Ted danks

Ted danks is the epitome of a BOT; essentially he is a second definition for BOT

1)Yo bro why would you do that, that was so TED DANKS.
2) HAH! mate, I can't believe you shat ur pants - that's so TED DANKS.

by THENAMEOFBOTS June 5, 2019