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dank spank

When an individual has a spank of the monkey because he has become so horny after smoking dank and there are no bitches around to satisfy him.
This white caucasian is here to tell you that there ain't no spank like a dank spank.
by Buggieboy April 10, 2008
mugGet the dank spankmug.

ba-dank

similar to the word dank meaning of great quality or awesomeness (referring to weed), but pertaining to a more broad expanse of topics such as food, clothes, girls/guys, situations, etc.
Dude just got the most ba dank burrito... You aced your mid-term? Ba-dank!
by rankT May 3, 2009
mugGet the ba-dankmug.

dank piff

Dank piff is used to describe a potent strain of the devils lettuce or in other words CANNABIS
Wow jheez my G bludda, that sure is some damn dank piff you have in that doobie
by bobbetamcswaggikings December 25, 2019
mugGet the dank piffmug.

dank timeline

"Hey Barack, why don't you bring in $65K worth of Hot Dogs?? It'll go great with this walnut sauce! Dank timeline, here we cum..."
by Peter Plopper January 18, 2017
mugGet the dank timelinemug.

Dank Douchebag

Someone who only smokes dank and detests reggie fags
Evan: "Bro, did you smell that smoke?"
Fabio: "Yeah, gross, smells like reggie. I'll never even taste reg for i am a dank douchebag"
by reggiefag November 12, 2011
mugGet the Dank Douchebagmug.

Dank in the Tank

To insinuate that oneself (or another) has sustained aptitude and success in their vocation or ambition. This commonly is used to describe a mood, quality of character or state of being.

“Dank in the Tank” is a figure of speech comparing ones success and maintained success to human fertility. The tank refers to the epididymus and it’s dank quality refers to having an excess of seminal fluid. However, it may also refer to a healthy reservoir, or a surplus of human potential.

It is not so much the peak of human development, but it is a state of continuous harmony and growth.

The opposite phrase would be “Dry in the Tank”, or simply “Dry”. Meaning barren and unsustainable.
How you doing, bro?”
“It’s pretty dank in the tank

“Have you seen Noah recently? He’s seems like he’s been pretty dank in the tank

“My tank has never been so dank”
by The Word Excavator January 15, 2020
mugGet the Dank in the Tankmug.

dank trump

The slickest, yet oh so sweet and passionate man alive. He'll be your best friend when your uncle raped you but be that Victor when it comes to picking up fine females for you. If you befriend a dank trump it'll make your virgin butthole moister than a oyster ;)))
He's a sexy beast. He can dank my trump;) dank trump
by F,isgjbg July 21, 2017
mugGet the dank trumpmug.

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