hardcore dancer

A hardcore dancer is a person usually in their teens who has immense quantities of angst due to listening to hardcore and emo music.

These teens will go to concerts wearing tight pants, and tight jeans. Instead of the usual mosh pit, they will take play in hardcore dancing. This consists of swining their arms and legs around in a random fashion attempting to look they like are fighting invisiable enemies all around them.

Hardcore dancers are known to look like idiots, but seem to not care.

Chad demanded that everyone in the mosh pit beat up all hardcore dancers.

by cool4dude April 28, 2005

dance

Its a vertical frustration born to a horizontal desire.

I cant fuck her just yet but we can still dance

by Toronto Raptors January 26, 2008

ninny dance

Dancing performed by the band Propa kickin Super Rad in many of their videos. Involves jiggling and moving hands like shaking a rattle.

NInny Dance! (it's an imperative|)

by pisserpisser August 23, 2007

Snow dance

A ritual, often involving a dance of some sort, that is practiced with the idea of increasing the chance of significant snowfall. Often pertains to the desire for a snow day to occur. Frequently used jokingly, as a parody superstition.

A: "I hope there's going to be a snow day tomorrow…"
B: "Yeah, I'll be doing my snow dance."

by Biogeek February 27, 2008

Guido dance

The guido dance is a series of alternating vertical air punches, done without moving anything else. It was invented by Russians in the Ural mountains with a downward pumping motion, but the guidos don't want you to know that. The Italians took it sometime around World War I, and used their vast network of spies to hide the existence of the more noble Ural dance.

See that moron flailing his arms in the air? Yeah, he's doing a Guido Dance.

by bad news bares December 9, 2008

hair dresser lap dance.

when you go to get a hair cut and the lady that cuts your hair is wearing a top that shows her breasts. your hair dresser lap dance will begin with you getting your hair washed. your hair dresser will make you lay back in a chair and when she washes your hair she will be leaning over you. this will 1, reveal even more cleavage, and 2, make you even closer to her tits.

when she grabs your head to dry your hair, she will mash your face into her breasts.

then when thats done, she will grab your hand and take you over to the barber's chair. your lap dancer will stand very close to you and rub her self on your arms which are located grapsing the chair tightly. during the entire hair cut she will complement you on how you have the most perfect hair and that your sooo cute.

after she is done with the hair cut, she will get the electric clippers and clean up the back of your neck, she will blow the back of neck and ears and such.

at the end of it all, the cost will come out to about 20 bucks plus tip, just the same as an average lap dance.

Guy:Why does that guy always have such short hair??

Guy2:well he never lets his hair grow out because he is always going down to the haircutters on the corner. theres this one lady that always gives him a hair dresser lap dance.

by CM Punk October 9, 2007

So You Think You Can Dance

An American reality TV show created by the same producers who brought American Idol that features a series of dance competition to find the best dancer . A surprisingly pleasant and tolerable reality show due to its entertaining and various types of dances, interesting choreographies and of course some very talented and sexy dancers.

Person A: *switches to So You Think You Can Dance*

Person B: Why are you watching this reality junk?

Person A: SYTYCD is actually good...

Person B: Wow...look at that dancer work her body and showing her sexy legs! This may not be so bad after all!

by whereveryouwantmetobe September 26, 2008