Coon

Someone who does something so stupid it disgraces their race.

Nota Bene:

When calling someone a coon it is custom to elongate the vowels:
Coooooooon.

Kyrie: Clumsily drops their Popeyes $5 box spilling the remains on the floor, then picks up the chicken and mashed potatoes and proceeds to continue his meal.

Patrick: You coon!!!

by Pgambs November 12, 2017

spotted coon

Any hibbity-bippity Indian type, with or without burka, who refuses to eat a cow while half of India starves to death.

Actually, just use it for all people from India. Term is mostly derived from the fact that Indians have dots on their heads and are dark-colored folks.

I wanted to go to Third and Swanson, but the Spotted Coon driving the cab didn't speak English so I just had him drop me off at the mall.

by Otis Richard November 19, 2007

boon coon bitch

partner bitch; an derivative of ace boon coon.

"Trina is my boon coon bitch, we do everything together."

by da baddest bitc$$$ September 22, 2013

coon

a word that teenagers use for every day things/feelings/people and their faggyness.

alix: omg sera you looked like such a coon today!
sera: stfu you stupid whore
alix: lmfao. you stfu coon.
alix: COON COON COON COON!!!

by lush-lexx.THEBOMB July 23, 2007

Coon

A mentally deficient black person. Usually listens to nigga-music

Aidan: You stupid coon that's a fellow a white person not a ghost

by Itsmeitisnt June 24, 2019

King coon

A king coon is there are four cocks in some bitches ass and then wile fucking she shits and the shit pushes through the cracks between the cocks

Hey man last night me and the boys king cooned a bitch for like 3 hours

by King of the coons March 19, 2017

coon

An affectionate name for a Maine Coon cat.

I adopted what I thought was a grown, neutered cat, but when I brought him to the vet for a checkup, I found out he was a 6-month-old, unneutered kitten. Needless to say, he grew to be a 20-pound monster because he was a coon and I didn't know it.

by Stop the pendulum January 6, 2007