by Boar1 July 14, 2023
Get the Contemplive mug.Normally that one guy that’s a simp for every girl he meets even if they are his best friends exes. He’s the dude that sucks his friends dicks. But wtv. He’s also the person that lifts weights all day every day and then complains about not being “big” and always sends people ab pics outta nowhere. Oh yea and also he wears wife beaters and has a really weird haircut. That’s all the Coltens. So watch out or he might simp for you next.
Person 1: are you friends with Colten?
Person 2:no why?
Person 1: cuz I literally can’t get him to leave me alone, he’s like simping over me even tho I’m his best friends ex!
Person 2: omg he did that to my friend!
Person 1:bro why is Colten such a simp
Person 2:no why?
Person 1: cuz I literally can’t get him to leave me alone, he’s like simping over me even tho I’m his best friends ex!
Person 2: omg he did that to my friend!
Person 1:bro why is Colten such a simp
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