Cooped It

to fuck something up so bad that only the word "coop" is eligible to describe the magnitude of how bad that person fucked up.

Tony: "Dude how could you possibly pass up that 3-some??"
Cooper: "I didn't pass it up, dude."
Tony: "Then, what happened?"
Cooper: "I got too excited and shit in my pants."
Tony: "WOW. You really cooped it."
Cooper: "I know. I'm a fag."

by the jakester wink October 21, 2009

cooned Tyson

A cooned Tyson is a black person who has just been fucked up the ass by another negro. Also reffering to a gay black gang bang.

Oh! what are you doing to me. I dont want to become a cooned Tyson.

by Kyle Mauger May 5, 2005

cocked

Extreme Ownage or getting raped

I was playing UFC and knocked a guy out in 3 seconds. He got cocked.

by GayHomoButtNaked May 30, 2009

Cooke's Law

Cookes Law states that a girl is fair game if she was in High school at the same time you were. This rule is in effect until said girl graduates, at which time whatever your friends think is acceptable is the new guidline.
Some high schools consist of a different grade system, the mostly widely accepted for this rule is grades 9-12.

Grade 10 girl - "I really like you"
2nd year university boy - "Sorry, cant break Cooke's Law"

Or something like that...

by AitkenRomeo July 29, 2008

Cocked up

Raised both arms in air with a struted chest and leg aparts like Shahid Afridi.

As soon as he heard that he had passed the driving test, he cocked up.

by cypherx April 8, 2011

double cocked

actually possessing two usable cocks

Guy 1: I did her anal and vaginal
Guy 2: O yeah i did her both at once
Guy 1: You double cocked bastard

by J__Rad June 8, 2005

cocked

so drunk that you engage in gay sex

lets get cocked

by supafly rabbi January 22, 2004