noah cooke 

Fucking stupid

Noah Cooke is an idiot

noah cooke by Fuckdyobitch June 25, 2017

Pressure-Cooker 

When one is done taking a bad dump in a public bathroom stall, doesn’t flush, then locks the door from the inside and crawls out from underneath. This is done for the purposes of infecting said bathroom with a disgusting bouquet of farts and poo.

Hey man, smells like someone left a pressure-cooker in the 2nd floor bathroom. Probably better to go downstairs.

Pressure-Cooker by Diaper8 February 2, 2023

cocked out 

V. To be shut out by a smokin hot girl, due to the simple fact that there are just too many other cocks around her. (for the less intelligent, this is not a good thing)

A common occurence at bars/clubs/frat parties.

I saw this amazingly gorgeous girl at the keg, but I was cocked out by the 8 frat boys she was with.

cocked out by teezy33 December 3, 2006

crooked-neck kenny  

A very gay kid at lancaster high school

Kid1: do you know crooked-neck kenny ?

Kid2: yeah, that kid is so gay!!

crooked-neck kenny by Lancaster kid jr. April 27, 2008

Cooped It

to fuck something up so bad that only the word "coop" is eligible to describe the magnitude of how bad that person fucked up.

Tony: "Dude how could you possibly pass up that 3-some??"
Cooper: "I didn't pass it up, dude."
Tony: "Then, what happened?"
Cooper: "I got too excited and shit in my pants."
Tony: "WOW. You really cooped it."
Cooper: "I know. I'm a fag."

Cooped It by the jakester wink October 21, 2009

cooned Tyson 

A cooned Tyson is a black person who has just been fucked up the ass by another negro. Also reffering to a gay black gang bang.

Oh! what are you doing to me. I dont want to become a cooned Tyson.

cooned Tyson by Kyle Mauger May 5, 2005

cocked 

Extreme Ownage or getting raped

I was playing UFC and knocked a guy out in 3 seconds. He got cocked.

cocked by GayHomoButtNaked May 30, 2009