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Coconut mode

A sudden and powerful desire to cuddle the shit out of your wife and kiss her and drink a milkshake with her and take a nap with her and wake her up with more kisses
I was really mad thinking about the whole deal with Kavanaugh but then my wife put me in coconut mode.
by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. October 5, 2018
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colon comet

When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.
Holy shit Bartholomew! Your stretchy asshole is perfect for a colon comet!
by Drillmaster June 8, 2019
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Coconut

Girl 1 - Jasmines head looks like a coconut

Girl 2 - Wow it really does
by isdihwfubsnansskbf June 20, 2019
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coconutty

have you ever had toasted coconut ice cream and it was too coconutty? well that means that their is an overpowering taste of coconut and it’s just bad.
jake: “what ice cream flavor did
you get?”
marissa: “toasted coconut and it was too coconutty😔”
by mommakittykat June 22, 2019
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COCONUT

A famous twitter meme, when a girl is riding on top while having sex and spells COCONUT with her waist. Makes the boys go crazy.
Bro #1 : Yoo bro alexa just really did the coconut thing on me
Bro #2 : yoo whaat, bro she a keeper.

Girl #1 : Omg i just did the coconut thing on my boyfriend , haha i did the coco and he did the rest ;)
Girl #2 : Omg im so jealous.
by TwitterTimeo July 19, 2019
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coconut dusting

The act of forced nasal induction of cocaine via female flatulence expulsion. In Layman's term to have a women fart cocain I to your nose.
Man my girl and I have been doing to much coconut dusting, I got pink eye again.

That party was lit! so many bitches coconut dusting everywhere.
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colon flex

My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.
by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019
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