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getting ready for class

waking up 3 minutes before, taking a swig of daniels, and forgetting the essay that's due today.
Clayton Senpai: Man i feel like shit today.
Link: You mean you feel like getting ready for class.
by Link Hudgens February 18, 2009
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history class

Merely teaches an insanely-boring "set of lies agreed upon", and proffers info that's usually of absolutely no use whatsoever in the later lives or employment-opportunities of the needlessly-suffering students.
About the only times when any of da stuff learned in history class would ever come in handy in one's adult life would be in archaeology work, in trivia shows like "Jeopardy!", or if you were composing "goof" submissions for television/movie content dat involved past events. I mean, was there even ONE SINGLE TIME in your life since class when you hadda know any Revolutionary history, or recall who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini were in relation to the founding of San Francisco???
by QuacksO April 11, 2019
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Class

1.That episode of fantasy factory where they go clubbing with mature women in formal wear and drink champagne.

2. Jack Creech
That man is classy like jack creech.
by Sammy Sprinkler II June 22, 2011
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ghetto class

the act of being naturally ghetto, with different aspects of class pertaining to baller accessories or personality traits.
Nancy: "Damn that fool looks all ghetto class with his Lacoste headband!"

Kim: "Mmmhmm, but he knows how to keep a bad bitch in line, don't let it fool you"
by ghettoclassboy March 31, 2010
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middle class fraud

An adult(25+) who lives a trashy/shady/ghetto low class life, and would on their own be borderline homeless but still lives at home in their parents $400k middle class suburban home.
At this point in her life, Ann is a middle class fraud.
by bhawks May 14, 2014
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protected class

A member of a group that is marginalized in some way and not okay to joke about. Basically you can't make jokes (or employment decisions) based on any of the following variables: race, color, religion, national origin, age (40 and over), sex, veteran status, employment status, pregnancy, citizenship, having a family, having disabilities, and last but not least; DNA content.

So pretty much everybody is protected in some way.
Person 1: Get a job you lazy fuck.
Person 2: You can't say that. Unemployed persons are a protected class.
Person 1: How else am I supposed to tell you that you are a neanderthal?

Person 2: Did you really just make a comment about my DNA status? That's also a protected class. Go look up protected classes.
Person 1: looks it up that literally means that everybody in the world is a protected class in some way.
Person 2: I know. Isn't it great? Everybody is special!
by rememberBP April 26, 2017
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A good class

A non honors or AP class in high school where few people do their homework. When no one does their homework, it means that students did not copy homework and since copying homewrok is against school rules, the class must therefore be good.
Mr. Johnson: How many people did their homework?

*5 students raises their hands*

Mr. Johnson: Wow, I have a good class.
by nerd of the western frontier December 14, 2010
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