Chris Adams

total manwhore who every catholic school girls wants in bed. wears rings, skinny jeans, and has sex hair 24/7. can and will get every girl he can.

Emily: Oh my gosh is that Chris Adams?!
Cindy: Yes! Let's follow him, he's so hot!

by school girlll July 6, 2010

Chris Hansen

Hunter of the Pedobear.
Host of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator".
Defender of the lolis.

Chris Hansen - "The guy on TV who let YOU have a seat - right over there!"

by Suom Ynona August 25, 2009

Pulled a chris

To ejaculate in your pants without proper provacation.

Dood, I pulled a chris as I got off the train yesterday.

by CTA12345 October 13, 2009

Chris Cook

he’s such a snobby ass motherfucker but in reality he’s an ugly ass redhead that has a downsyndromed sister and a fucked up mom that doesn’t love him and an alcoholic that drives around his daddy’s truck and works at a redneck tjmax

Chris Cook he’s a weird motherfucker

by ClapedF150 February 19, 2019

chris stuckmann

I grew up with this definition

Stuckmann grew up with urban dictionary

chris stuckmann grew up with everything including YOU, your mom, Amazon.com, cocaine, god, the cure for cancer, ALL OF IT!

I grew up with chris stuckmann and you grew up with chris Stuckmann whether you like it or not!

by WitchesNsnitches_> September 1, 2022

Chris Gingerjew

a chillin' ass pothead kid who is most frequently associated with people at the skatepark... if the sun is not too bright for his delicate white freckled skin.

Yo , dude-man , I wass chillin with Chris Gingerjew yesterday." :wwooord" :yeah bro. We smokeda fattttty

by captain deepthroat December 30, 2010

Jesus Chris

jesus christ without the t

hey guys its jesus chris, its without the t

by JesusTheDestroyer420 July 1, 2020