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Minnesota Choke

An all to familiar feeling for fans of anything Minnesota, in which whatever you cheer for inevitably falls apart.
The TWolves were the most recent example of the Minnesota Choke.
The Vikings have the Minnesota Choke down to a science. Heck, they invented it.
by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024
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Diet Cherry Choke

When someone gives a virgin a blowjob, then stops and walks away right before the receiver orgasms.
Man, my first time was the worst. She gave me the good old Diet Cherry Choke.
by Lueggy April 17, 2020
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Confuse choke

When a guy says something so confusing and wrongly sexual that a girl chokes on her curly wurly straw
by Jasck May 23, 2019
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Choke Artist

Ghost from True Capitalist Radio/The Ghost Show when he stumbles words constantly
Ex: "Stop calling me a choke artist. I only fum-fum-fumbled two wods-words you jerks!"
by KingOfFrop September 6, 2020
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Pull choke

A person or thing doing something stupid or just plain stupid a synonym for dumb ass
Tommy is licking the dogs butthole. He’s such a pull choke
by anonymous September 28, 2021
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Choking on gold

In an instance of embroiled internecine conflict between rappers, a.k.a beef, the idiom "Choking on gold" refers to the inability of a given party to reprise an ad hominid attack due to the terms of a private concession. The concession, usually initiated through some form of bribery or intimidation, is knowingly accepted at the cost of making the silenced party appear less real.
Mac Miller was choking on gold shortly after the release of Drake's new EP.
by TiberiusGracchus May 28, 2018
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choke on rocks

choking on rocks is basically saying go smoke crack until you choke or drown in it.
i told that sleezy whore to go choke on rocks
by twink; December 17, 2008
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