egg and chips

To bring oneself to the point of ejaculation by rhythmically sliding one's penis between a woman's breasts. See titwank

Fancy egg and chips tonight Dave?

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

chips

small and pointy black titties.

Jeff: That hooker has some problems!
Bob: Yeah, talk about some chips, for god's sake!

by ncjlefkjv November 14, 2011

Chops

Slang for lines of Cocaine.

Stop by the Dips, and get a fat sack of Chops

by Sugawulfpimp March 19, 2009

fish n chips

A womens poker game. fish being the pungeant odor originating from their snatch, and of course the betting chips. therefore, you have fish n chips.

angela, helga and mary were enjoying a nice game of fish n chips during the sticky summer night.

by david the c December 7, 2009

fish and chips with russian dressing

The classic fish and chips with russian dressing requires at least three people, one of which must be a woman on her period, and one of which must be a man. The man penetrates the bleeding woman (this would be the fish and chips) and upon orgasm completes the preparation of the russian dressing, i.e. semen mixed with menstrual blood. The third person simply laps everything up from below. While the gender of the third person is irrelevant, their presence is necessary because it's only an FnC with RD if someone is eating it.

Man: I heard Napoleon was all about the fish and chips with russian dressing.

Woman: Oh word?

by steven yard July 4, 2010

pussy chops

Scots slang. Literally Vagina Face.

"Saviour of Radio 1"(?) Chris Moyles

by I Need A Jobby!! February 23, 2004

pussy chops

A slang term used to refer to a woman's vagina. The descriptive word "chops" attempts to portray the characteristics, visual and otherwise, of the vaginal outer labia. The word "pussy chops" is often intended to create laughter or to emphasize the sexual nature of the subject matter.

Wow, look a that brunette across the room. I'd sure love to do her pussy chops!

by Babbage June 11, 2006