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Dick cheese

1: Smegma, a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture which occurs in both female and male mammalian genitalia, whether they be cut or uncut. Its intended purpose is to clean and lubricate the genitals. Usually refers to an excessive buildup of the substance on male genitalia, which, depending on partner preference, can either be very gross or very hot.

2: Richard Cheese, comedian and musician, head of Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, a cover and comedy act which makes lounge/swing jazz covers of popular rock, metal, rap and hip hop songs.
1: "I was about to give him head, but I pulled back his foreskin and found a lot of dick cheese."

2: "Have you heard Dick Cheese's cover of Down With The Sickness? It was on the Dawn of the Dead remake, was pretty funny."
by xakkun August 23, 2012
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cheese

yumby chese for yum yum yes and the it comes from malk. there are many types of chezes like cheddar cheese or pepper jack cheese or blue cheese or swiss cheese or parmesan cheese or ricotta cheese or gouda cheese or feta cheese or cottage cheese or cream cheese or mozarella cheese or colby jack cheese. there are or types of cheases out there in the big great massive huge ginormous supercalifragilisticexpialidousious world. BUT BLUE CHAESEE IS ICKY YUCKY TERRIBLE HORRIBLE NO GOOD VERY BAD WAR CRIME CHEAWSE.
jimmy: i like chesse
bob: whats cheese
jimmy:yummu
bob: ok
by jimmy bob kentucky April 11, 2022
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seize the cheese

man you really can seized the cheese on that jib!

he is deff gonna seize the cheese on this prime byard rail.
by drewdavv January 18, 2011
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cheese fart

The horrifically odorous gastrointestinal assault that accompanies the ingestion of copious amounts of dairy products, usually cheese.
Dude, you ate an entire cheese pizza, be ready for the cheese farts that are coming.
by urban teach May 10, 2014
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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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cheese platter

a person who often showcases different cheese demeanours (ie. jokes, stories, comebacks) that may surpass one's standard of someone who is cheesey
girl 1: so i talked to hector on the phone for 4 hours straight last night

girl 2: oh gawed how did you survive? he is such a cheese platter! i cannot stand talking to him for any period of time!
by delores haze September 5, 2006
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