Matthew Capriotti

Biggest qt on the planet and Oliver da Goat 2024

Oliver Van Aken for president: Matthew Capriotti approves this message.

by Matthew Capriotti November 14, 2020

Nasty Capri Sun

When you pour a Capri Sun in your girlfriend or wife's vagina and begin to fuck her until you cum then proceed to drink it with a straw

Hey man, I heard you gave your wife a Nasty Capri Sun last night

by Twatguzzler301 March 5, 2021

Ly Carries You Moment

When a really cute and cool guy named Ly carries you at league of legends because you are actual dogwater

"THEY REALLY LOST A 4v1" "Thats such a Ly Carries You Moment."

by WinterLy Bear March 11, 2021

lethal.caprisun

a really cool person who is super cool and hot

lethal.caprisun is super cool and hot.

by lethal.caprisun September 3, 2021

dirty capri

A woman named Capri, who’s dirty.

It’s me, I’m the dirty Capri

by Caprisuns8 September 8, 2021

Anti-Capricorn

A person who defines or calles capricorns dirty stuff and also insult jesus

Anti-Capricorn: A capricorn is a insult here
Me: think about jesus he is also one XD

by Epic man zayden 2 February 5, 2022

The Carrie

Flinging the blood from a used maxi pad or bloody tampon in someone’s face

He wanted to have sex and wouldn’t leave me alone so I gave him the Carrie

by Eugene sharon December 27, 2021