Brick Eater

what you call someone when they do something that isn't very smart

synonyms for this would also be:
rock chomper, brick chomper, brick consumer, rock eater

Person 1: What is water made of?
Person 2: You brick eater! It's water!
Person 1: oh

by dj mikey December 2, 2018

brick bandits

brick bandits are feared by the people of criminality, the brick bandits consist of stikiman, goggles, nezzy and brick the bandits kill everyone that get in there way, the people of crim have nightmares and wake in distress, everybody leaves the server at the arrival brick bandits because they rampage through everyone and leave nothing but a bloody trail behind.

fear the brick bandits

by marcus o conner July 4, 2023

Certified Brick

A "Certified Brick" is a sweaty they/them gaymer who spends the majority of their time playing games such as minecraft. A "Certified Brick" occurs when someone plays a game for hours on end, sweating, trying to get better at the game without caring to play with friends but instead trying to get better. A "Certified Brick" also occurs when someone plays shitty online games such as .io games and spends a little too much time on them before hopping off and doing "study".

A "Certified Brick" is also someone who has pleasure masturbating to Minecraft porn.

Alpha Male: "Are you sitll playing Evowars.io after 3 hours"
Brick:"Yeah but I keep dying."
Alpha:"Bruh stop being a Certified Brick"

by Zypha The Creator May 8, 2021

Dick Bricking

An action performed on someone so inconsolably stupid that you need to let them know the amount of their stupidity, in the most informal and direct way. Take a dick pic, print it, tape it to a brick, then whack the aforementioned stupid person upside the head.

"Wow, Mark really deserves a good Dick Bricking"

by Qby42 September 13, 2016

Brick flirting

To look at the wall rather than the person you are with, because you are shy, nervous or a bit embarrassed.

I went out with Angie last night, she was doing so much brick flirting it was unreal!

by Ding Dang Do March 6, 2011

dillon bricks

Dillon bricks is a brick merchant and the 7th man of the Shanghai Sharks 2024 roster

LeGoat and AR15 own Dillon Bricks

by PessiPendu August 19, 2023

Hot Brick

When you accidentally send or receive a neurotic or sexual photo to, or from a relative.

"Did you hear about Jason last week?"

"No."
"He totally got Hot Bricked by his sister!"
"Oh s*%#!"

by trixisforkids3 April 21, 2018