Scandanavian Breathalizer

The act of letting a big turd get hard (preferably by freezing), placing it in your pants, then gettin a drunk woman to go down on you to suck your "dick" but getting a mouth full of shit instead.

Mike: Yo Ryan, did that bitch suck your dick last night at the party?

Ryan: she tried to, but i gave her a Scandanavian Breathalizer

Mike: SWEET MAN!

by RYAN F FIZZLE December 21, 2008

Quiff Breath

The smell of your breath after eating a girl out especially one with a dank pussy. Also used as an insult.

After eating out Diane, I had some nasty quiff breath.

"Shut your fucking mouth, quiff breath!"

by Santos_911 February 17, 2006

breathtaking

1. Kodama
2. Inspiring or exciting

Kodama is breathtaking.

by William April 24, 2004

mouth-breather

The only thing these crude, rude, and obnoxious people have in common with the human species is that they have a hole in their head with which they breath; otherwise, they are pretty much amoebas with vocal chords.

check your local pool hall in any small southern town

by lee ann hansen January 6, 2004

cum-breath

cum-breath is the smell on my breath after I give my cadet roomie a blowjob and cumgasm.

I just gave Skip a BJ, and now I've got cum-breath!

by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020

Breathy

When someone has their mouth slightly open and they look like they have bad breath.

becca you are so breathy!

by Breathy May 24, 2021

Icy breath smoking

Heavy breathing in cold air to make it look like you are smoking.

Dude, what are you 10?, would you stop with your icy breath smoking.

by jaffaw January 24, 2010