Boring Hell

To tell someone boring; they are boring.
Also slightly similar to f**king hell.

Stranger in the pub: blah blah blah blah, Manchester Utd blah blah blah, homeland security, blah x-factor

You: Boring hell!

by Lawdom November 9, 2010

Dry Bowling

The act of getting ready to shit but first flushing the toilet and waiting until there's little or no water in the bowl, then dropping your turd. The object is to get the timing so that you have the smallest amount of bowl water possible when the turd hits and thus leave a bigger shit streak when the turd is eventually flushed. This is usually done as a competition to see who can make the biggest shit streak.

Dude, I would have ruled last night when we were dry bowling if I hadn't had the damn hershey squirts.

by texskier November 22, 2009

rice bowling

Hogging all the good tasks at work. This person usually takes on tasks and responsibilities that he/she perceives will bring them recognition, or doesn't require them to get off their ass.

Jimmy is always rice bowling the good projects. He never takes on any shit work.

by GNEAT March 4, 2010

fish bowling

to confine the smoke of marijuana to a small space, also known as hot boxing.

Stoner A:
"Dude, you wanna go hot box my car?"
Stoner B:
"I thought it was called fish bowling?" Stoner A:
"It's the same thing."
Stoner B: "Duuuuuude"

by kreszentialynne October 11, 2014

Boring little cunt

1) someone who is very boring
2) someone who uses the same phrase or joke again and again making them very boring
3) An insult normaly put at people who dont stand up for themselves

1) That bob is a boring little cunt, all he does is sit still
2) He just keeps on saying that over and over again, hes such a little cunt
3) Your such a boring little cunt you cry baby

by patches o'hoola han July 17, 2006

[blowing smoke up your snatch]

When someone is putting you on, or being a kiss-ass.

"Gurl, no offense, but Dabreesha was totally blowing smoke up your snatch when she told you that dress looked good on you."

by Acerrico August 17, 2008

bowling ball with legs

Some chick who is utterly to fat for the clothes she is wearing.

Clear a path... Clear a path... Move out of the fucking way for that BOWLING BALL WITH LEGS!

by sobriety sucks October 24, 2007