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Dry Bowling

The act of getting ready to shit but first flushing the toilet and waiting until there's little or no water in the bowl, then dropping your turd. The object is to get the timing so that you have the smallest amount of bowl water possible when the turd hits and thus leave a bigger shit streak when the turd is eventually flushed. This is usually done as a competition to see who can make the biggest shit streak.

Dude, I would have ruled last night when we were dry bowling if I hadn't had the damn hershey squirts.

by texskier November 22, 2009