Boofed

To be high

At 4:15pm:
Juan: “Hey, it’s almost 4:20!
Spencer: “You’re right. Let’s get boofed.”

At 4:25pm:
Juan: “I’m so boofed right now.”
Spencer: “Yeah, that last bong rip got me so baked.”

by wananan May 9, 2018

boredom

When facebook or myspace isn't working.

Since boredom has occured, i now have to go on Twitter.

by MiloDear April 13, 2010

Bored to AIDS

Being bored to the point that continuing on would be almost as torturous as having AIDS.

Bob: And then the electrons and bullshitA combine with moles and hydrate equations to form bullshitAB...

Kevin: This guy is so fucking boring.

Jay: I know, I'm bored to AIDS, nigga, fuck.

by Like a Dozen May 1, 2011

Boredem

You know that feeling you get when you have nothing to do and your so antsy that u just feel like sleeping would be fun thats what boredem is.........

Damn i sure hate boredem theres just nothing to do....
Sleeping would be fun

by TICK TOCK January 7, 2006

Sha-bored

It's what you say when you're EXTREMELY bored. It's really quite fun to say and a good way to annoy your friends. It means 'bored', go figure.

random kid: I'm Sha-bored!!!!
other random kid: *walks away*

by Mr. McFuzzypants XD July 14, 2007

boofed

Unexpectedly blindsided/dumped by a (wouldbe)girlfriend. From the word 'bufu', short for butt fuck. If you are a hetero, the last thing you expect would happen or would want to happen.

I been boofed.
Kary boofed me.

by Been Boofed Myself March 22, 2004

borked

something that is fucked up beyond beleif...

holy shit my computer is borked i cant even turn this on

My word not yours cory windham!

by asdf November 17, 2002