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BORED OF DIRECTORS

When you URINATE , DEFECATE and TAKE A SHOWER you keep having it rubbed in WHO ULTIMATELY is in charge.

A harsh punishment for certain PEDOPHILES.
Ultimately this is the most important THINGS IN LIFE and we all are always turning to the BORED OF DIRECTORS as that is are MEANS TO OUR END

Laok as when you PISS AND SHIT ANAL ALAN as everybody can see YOUR BUSINESS and the DENIAL of a SHOWER as to remind you how much you can STINK for the BORED OF DIRECTORS as PEDOPHILES don"t deserve ever any SHOWER as the BOARD OF DIRECTORS won't permit it as it clearly shows and permeates how much of an ASSHOLE you are
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021
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Bored Journalist Syndrome

Virus affecting 99% of Beltway reporters
With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.
by Uncle Joosie January 22, 2024
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Bored texting

Like its brother 'drunk texting', bored texting is the acting of texting someone in an usual manner when bored.
Bored Guy: *bored texting someone* Hey, are you a HFF?
Someone: *resonds* WTF?
Bored Guy: *giggles to himself* He's so a High Functioning Fuckard
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God-boring

The state of being immensely boring. Similar to other 'god' prefix words, such as god-awful.
It was a great film but the female lead was god-boring.
by Jernstar February 13, 2024
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bored

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boring unit

Metric units, the unit system a vast majority of the world still rely on, even though it has been having a tendency to put many Imperial and Customary users to sleep.
Meter, liter, gram, kilo, centi, and milli are boring units.
by NigelM June 14, 2024
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Allen is really bored

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Women
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Allen is really bored is cool
by Cooldark February 28, 2024
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