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Semen Blanket

When a man ejaculates so hard he completely misses his partner and some of the semen lands on the girls blanket.
I was gonna cum on my girls face, but I went a bit too hard and accidentally gave her a Semen Blanket”
by Garrett Wick September 8, 2018
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Blanket Ninja

(Verb) Quiet Sex when in a shared living space such as a dorm, barracks, apartment or flat
My parents had gone to sleep at around 8 so I invited my girl over so we could blanket ninja
by aerospace user April 4, 2020
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Being under a blanket

A feeling of trust, comfort and intimacy, like a child hiding under a blanket from their parents. Allowing someone under your metaphorical blanket implies letting them into your private world and trusting them.
Being under a blanket
exmp1:
I told you about 'my crisis' not because it might help you, but because you are the one who I want to know about me, "be under my blanket"

exmp2:

A: I don't care if people would or would not be happy that we date. That is mine.
B: What do you mean?
A: You are under my blanket.

exmp3:
A: I've never considered myself being under your blanket.
B: Wow.
by janthekdjsimp December 29, 2023
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Blanket Rage

The violent thoughts and feelings you get when a Parent pulls the covers off of you in the morning hoping to wake you up. Most commonly used by Mothers on school days.
Billy - Dude my Mom gave me the worst case of Blanket Rage today. I almost got up and head butted her in the fucking teeth.

John - Bro! My older brother is in Prison for murdering our Mother cause of Blanket Rage!
by TerriblyAwkward August 24, 2011
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Blanket

Urban street word coined by Trezz in 2019, means black kid or group of black people.
This blanket came to the door causing problems,,,
by Ninjaone November 3, 2021
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New zealand Blanket

When two people are doing a sex and the person on top breaks into a full-on Haka
I met my tinder date at a rugby match and she took me back to her place later for a little fun and a New Zealand Blanket. Talk about dinner and a show.
by OhNoSnortChamp October 20, 2021
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blanket<3

The bestest friend and would never betray you. Also quite cute. You could be bestfriends for ever ngl. Did i mention they're cute? Very shy and insecure
Oh i've been talking with someone very shy. Oh that must be blanket<3
by Pokfan January 26, 2022
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