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Get the Benjamin mug.A certified chode: loud confidence packed into a bafflingly small amount of actual substance. The benjamin archetype is defined by an unshakable belief in his own dominance despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. He enters every situation with chest out, facts missing, and a speech prepared for a victory that has not occurred and likely never will. Declares himself a pimp of circumstance, conversation, or strategy, yet manages nothing beyond vibes and self-delusion. Frequently mistaken for someone “in charge” due solely to volume and audacity. Despite this, remains a lovely chump—endearing, harmless, and weirdly hard to dislike, as his failures are sincere, his confidence is pure, and his commitment to being wrong is almost admirable.
“He kicked open the meeting with pure benjamin energy—zero prep, maximum chode confidence, declared himself the pimp of the plan, got absolutely nothing done, and somehow still left smiling like he’d won.” 🔥
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A living testament to love and strength: quiet yet resolute, tender yet steadfast, a mountain soul whose gaze and heart reflect both courage and warmth. One whose life is a gift to all who know him.
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A living testament to love and strength: quiet yet resolute, tender yet steadfast, a mountain soul whose gaze and heart reflect both courage and warmth. One whose life is a gift to all who know him.
“Meeting him was like discovering a Benjamin David — calm, strong, and so impossibly kind that I couldn’t resist the urge to massage his back every night.”
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Benjamin
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A rare soul that is gentle yet gruff, with quiet strength like a mountain. He walks simply, yet leaves an imprint of kindness, loyalty, and wisdom. Eyes like ice hold a soft warmth for nature, animals, and those he loves. A protector, a thoughtful listener, and a heart that carries a steadfast love with subtle power.
Benjamin
noun | ben-juh-min
A rare soul that is gentle yet gruff, with quiet strength like a mountain. He walks simply, yet leaves an imprint of kindness, loyalty, and wisdom. Eyes like ice hold a soft warmth for nature, animals, and those he loves. A protector, a thoughtful listener, and a heart that carries a steadfast love with subtle power.
My whole life I wandered around the continent like a lost puppy, I had no idea I was looking for a Benjamin.
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