Bass Clarinet

NOT a saxophone!!

Football player 1: what instrument is that?
Football player 2: I think it’s a saxophone...
Drum major: *throws baton* NOT a SaXiPhOnE!

Me: Bass Clarinet!
Football player 1: what the heak is that?

by Emmadilemma1305 March 20, 2019

BASS THRILLERS

The most artistic and perfect producer who loves have parties and having fun

BASS THRILLERS IS NEXT UP

by FUTUREPAST April 16, 2019

Bass

4 stringed instrument that pussies play because guitar is too hard.

Girl: Does Daniel play guitar, that's sooo hot!
Girl2: No he plays bass
Girl: Fucking pussy

by De wey February 21, 2019

bass

the definition of porn

Dude 1: that bass is going to break my no nut november!
Dude 2: lol your musical sense sucks

by Xx_Lazyfuck_xX May 1, 2019

Bass Clarinet

THE WEIRDEST FUCKING INSTRUMENT TO PLAY! Often slobbered on by people who deep throaght the instrument while looking insane

"hey your bass clarinet is too far down your throat!"

by trfygubhjknlm May 8, 2019

Bass

Musical clef, and set of instruments, most famously the bass guitar and double/upright/contra bass. Also a fish

He’s singing in the bass clef, while playing a bass saxophone, and bass guitar. While fishing for bass

by The Yakking Wakko May 27, 2019

Bass

Musical clef/instrument section

A fish with a large mouth

He’s singing in bass, while playing bass guitar and bass fishing

by The Yakking Wakko May 27, 2019