Sounding the alarm

When you're about to do anal with someone and you slap your dick imbetween their ass cheeks creating an alarm type noise to notify your partner, you're about to enter their rectum. Can be enhanced by shouting 'bombs away!' Or by screaming like a gibbon

Tyler: "Dude, did you do anal with her?"
Tristan: "Yes but I was sounding the alarm, so all us fine, as she was prepared."
Tyler: "Indubitably...."

by Simmypoo December 26, 2024

Tea time alarm

An alarm that happens periodically throughout the day in England and everyone has to drink tea or face a fine of £129 from the TVA
You will not be fined however if you are unconscious because unconscious people dont want tea

John:"alright time to start my homework"
*tea time alarm*
John:"Oh no it's the tea time alarm I can't afford another fine from the TVA"
Susan:"pretend to be unconscious quick there's no time to make tea"

by Marshywanderer March 17, 2025

Park City Alarm Clock

Waking up in a luxury ski chalet to a local attempting to penetrate the wrong hole.

Sara’s one night stand woke her up with a park city alarm clock

by Craig Shebesta April 26, 2025

Sounding the Alarm

The act of Sounding (putting a metal rod down your urethra). Except, your orgasm is too much, or too strong. So you moan so loud you set off the Richter scale.

Person 1: I'm inserting the metal rod
Person 2: Okay baby, but be quiet. I don't want the neighbors to hear like last time.
Person 1: "Inserts metal rod"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: Oh fuck, your so loud. Stop sounding the alarm!

by Slapshott January 24, 2026

Murdoch reverse alarm

When you take 2 steps backwards and farting on an unsuspecting victim

Duncan pulled up on Johnny and dropped a Murdoch reverse alarm on him

by Richard head 87 September 2, 2025

finnish fire alarm

The (sexual) act of taking a poster, crumpling it up, shoving it down your throat, swallowing it, defecating it out, flushing the toilet, going into your septic tank (or inside a sewage system, but this is far riskier), finding the poster, taking it out, cleaning it, unwrinkling the poster, admiring the brand new “vintage” look of the poster, framing it and then reselling it on eBay or an alternative ecommerce site for a ridiculous price, letting someone buy it, giving it to them, waiting half a decade before finally finding the buyer, tracking down the posters current whereabouts, retrieving it, unframing it, and then finally repeating the process until satisfied with the design.

Person 1: “Dude you know what would be frickin’ crazy right now?”
Person 2: “Huh”
Person 1: “Dude… let’s finnish fire alarm each other”
Person 2: “Nah twin that crap’s gay as hell”
Person 1: “Maybe I am gay”
Person 2: “You tryna tell me something NAME?”
Person 1: “Im trying to tell you… we’ve been roommates for 10 years now and you haven’t even given me a smooch or anything”
Person 2: “You’re right i’ve been so horrible to you!”
Person 1: “So… finnish fire alarm?
Person 2: “Finnish fire alarm. And maybe, if i’m feeling generous, we can Norwegian Cake Pop each other after that”
Person 1: “You had me at ‘finnish fire alarm’ dude!”
Person 3: “Gayyyy”

by Mr. Norwegian Cake Pop December 1, 2025

Triggering a 504 Alarm

Triggering a 504 alarm
(slang)
When someone freaks out or panics because they can’t reach the person they need to talk to—usually during a stressful or urgent situation. Comes from the “504 Gateway Timeout” error online, meaning the “gateway” (the person you're trying to contact) isn’t responding. Basically: emotional timeout = meltdown mode.

Example:
“Bro, I texted Maya five times about the fight I had with my boss and she didn’t answer. I was triggering a 504 alarm thinking she ghosted me in my moment of crisis.”

by Belladumbee December 7, 2025