anal muffin

During anal sex, a piece of fecal deposit is pulled out.

I was doing her so hard, I pulled out an anal muffin.

by Big Ray April 2, 2005

anal mane

someome with a hairy arse crack, usually male

"check out my anal mane - it needs a right waxing"

by katpee July 14, 2006

Anal Flap

A small flap of skin that covers the tip of the anal opening. It protects the anus from infections and raging pedophiles. Some religious sects, especially Orthodox Jews often have these removed much like the practice of circumcision.

Josh Williams has very tiny anal flaps.

by joshretarded July 26, 2010

Anal Day

A day when a girls want's only anal sex.
Possibly because she's on her period or not on birth control or maybes she's just a slut.

No Pussy for me, It's an "Anal Day".

by assman08 December 24, 2008

Anal Froth

The act of ejaculating in someone's anus and continuing to thrust, therefore creating froth in the persons anal passage or whip-hole

"I was ravaging her whip-hole and before I knew it I was covered in anal froth"

by Emilio Goulet February 16, 2008

Anal Claymore

When you ball your hand into a fist (known as the stink fist) and shove it into a woman's butt hole. Then, with your other hand, you mimic the shape of a detonator and ask the woman to press the button. When she pushes the button you release your fingers so instead of a ball they are flat. Then the silly string doodoo escapes her anus due to the release in pressure.

I shoved my hand into Betty's anus and prepared my other hand as the detonator. She set off the detonator and thus received the Anal Claymore.

by Vanderbilt Commodore December 22, 2007

Anal Mouse

A-nal Mouse {eyn-l mous}
noun
pl. anal mice

A type of white parasitic mouse that hides around your anus and in human rectums. Only lives there because of dirt and grime. Causes painful hemorrhoids and jaundice and painful erections in men. Attracted to fumunda cheese.

Cures: bleaching the surrounded area.

Men- wash fumunda out.

Kerry: "Oh James, why do you have a boner and yellow skin?"
James: "Um. I have the anal mouse."
Kerry: "You know they have stuff for that, right?"
James: "Yeah, but I also have chronic fumunda cheese disease."
Kerry: "Well, fuck you."

by FUmundamasta October 15, 2009