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Alyssa Lynn Jacobs

Jorge’s girlfriend for the rest of eternity so don’t even try.
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Alyssa Lynn Jacobs loves jorge
by Hihhhhu September 12, 2022
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Alyssa

Body shape is bean pole. Nicest person you will ever meet, you can tell her anything. If you know her, you are blessed and cursed at the same time. She will make you fall on ur face in the snow and blame u? idk how that works man. gives the best advice abt boys even tho she’s single af.
Boy #1 Is Alyssa single?
Boy #2 Yep but don’t date her.

Boy #1 Why?
Boy #2 she rude. and ain’t got not booty.
by calebs mom, conner’s gf November 15, 2022
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Alyssa

Alyssa is a beautiful, smart, and humorous girl who will make you laugh in any situation. Although she may be a little sensitive, she is the best gift that anyone could receive in their lifetime. She will try her hardest to make you feel happy, special, and comfortable around her and in her presence. Making her feel special and giving her everything she deserves will make her create a better bond with you!
A: I hung out with Alyssa today!
B: Oh Woah! You're lucky!
A: I know right?!
by Jupiter's Rings November 21, 2022
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Alyssa is the one woman that understands what it is to be real and helps clarify the fuzz on the scene. Her thoughts are worth more than you can afford. Her game is far more expensive than the most expensive whatever it is you have. Her perception is so unique and undeniably on point, its often said she has saved countries from nuclear annihilation almost daily. When you have her with you, not even the army, marines, navy, nor space force can bring you down. Slippin??? She is the grip that keeps u on your feet... And when they say "get a grip" they actually mean "get an Alyssa!" Alyssa is short for God, short for orgasm, short for all the good things in this world.
As he cane home, pockets stuffed with cash, room filled with love, he kicked his feet back and said to hisself, "Life is Alyssa!"
by BobBuilds April 29, 2022
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Alyssa McGhee

The type of girl you never wanna leg go if she will always be there for you and she will make sure you know that. She will always be there to make you laugh and cheer you up, Alyssa McGhee deserves the whole world
“Omg who’s that girl?”
“It’s Alyssa McGhee the best person ever!”
by Benisberry2020 May 4, 2022
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Alyssa

Some annoying girl in your class that will make you want to kill her, TRUST ME if you see you're better ignoring her and dont speak to her at all, if she speaks to you in some annoying tone, CURSE UP A FUCKING STORM, she will be the ugliest girl and probably win the darwin award.
Guy 1 "I really like alyssa"

Guy 2 "THE FUCK YOU SAY, GET OUT OF MY LIFE"
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Alyssa

Is gay
Yeah that girl alyssa is kinda gay no cap
by Hamfbxudnsn May 6, 2022
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