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Alyssa Lynn Jacobs

Jorge’s girlfriend for the rest of eternity so don’t even try.
Hi: Jorge

Alyssa Lynn Jacobs loves jorge
by Hihhhhu September 12, 2022
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ALYSSA MOHAMMED

Alyssa Mohammed is a beautiful specimen. LIKE DAWG IDK HOW SOMEONE COULD BE SO BEAUTIFUL AND CHARASMATIC. SHE SOO FINE AND AT THE SAME TIME SHE SO BEAUTIFULLY FIESTY

However before alluh men start simping for she SHE BELONGS TO ME ( not in the controlling way ofc)

SHE IS MINESS IM NOT SHARINGG
SHE SO ADORABLE
I WANNA BITE SHE FACE
IT HAVE OTHER THINGS I WANNA TYPE BUT CAN'T

cough nice ass cough

She's mine tho
Alyssa Mohammed is the most beautiful creation there is

Alyssa Mohammed is amazing

Alyssa Mohammed belongs to Nibby
by takeurmom August 7, 2025
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ALyssA

ALYssaA can you help me scoup my poop
by Pansit May 9, 2023
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Alyssa

Alyssas. They are the the most boss ass bitches you’ll ever meet. They all love beaner boys who are little assholes, but they love bad boys. They know how to make a boy fall in love with them instantly with those big eyes. They tend to forget that they give off a smelly sardine odor sometimes, but everyone still loves them to death.
Kylie: look at Alyssa, I wish I smelled like her.

Kim: Me too I love her stench so much ..
by Jose Luis November 22, 2021
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alyssa

alyssa asks me rude and personal questions that i don't want to answer
Alyssa: "hi archie!"
Archie: "fuck off,"
by pooeater26 August 1, 2023
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Alyssa

A fucking Godess among peasants. Hey you, over there, go get me things.
Alyssa intimidates me. She seems…otherworldly
by Godess. November 22, 2021
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Alyssa Ellen Burrows

Someone who is not as cool as bernie naylor and would deffinately not win in a fight.
Alyssa Ellen Burrows will be owned by bernie
by BPVN6294 September 15, 2010
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