Alyssa

Very stupid

Your being an Alyssa

by Trumpophobia November 29, 2016

Alyssa

A woman who is enslaved by a man named Jordan. She must do all housework and every chore. She must also wipe his ass and constantly serve him everything. She has to do dishes, wipe off Jordan's car in the winter, and make him breakfast. Alyssa is a replacement for Jordan's mother Darlene.

Jordan:"Alyssa! My ass isn't going to wipe itself!!"
Alyssa:"Charman or Cottonelle Sweetie?"

by THERUMGUY9999 April 29, 2011

alysha

self centered hoe that believes they are a god and incapable of doing any wrong

yeah that's alysha for you.

by megga fagg0t March 20, 2018

alyssa

verb. to pull an alyssa is to get someone to cheat on their girlfriend with absolutely no effort, intention or plan.

ex. i'll bet you ten dollars i can pull an alyssa tomorrow night.

by wiiisdom April 17, 2011

Alyssa

A spoiled, bratty, girl who is used to getting everything she wants at a drop of a dime.

That girl Alyssa is a spoiled bratt!

Shes such a drama queen!

by alwaysReal October 6, 2012

ALYSSA&HANNAH

Someone who is desperately looking for forgiveness. Sucks at English. Leaves the dumbest messages. Super Loser.
Also the biggest loser youll ever find. Shes not that funny and is in love with swagfas.

Who are they they are so weird and messed up. She's such a ALYSSA&HANNAH. No one likes them. They're outlaws.

by ACrew23 December 9, 2012

Alyssa

Usually the side hoe.

Bro 1: Yo, Connor, is that your Alyssa?
Connor: Ya that's her
Bro 2: Damn, you need a Logan.

by BumbleBee312 March 13, 2018