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Alyssa

A woman who is enslaved by a man named Jordan. She must do all housework and every chore. She must also wipe his ass and constantly serve him everything. She has to do dishes, wipe off Jordan's car in the winter, and make him breakfast. Alyssa is a replacement for Jordan's mother Darlene.

Jordan:"Alyssa! My ass isn't going to wipe itself!!"
Alyssa:"Charman or Cottonelle Sweetie?"

by THERUMGUY9999 April 29, 2011