April 19

April 19 is National Grab Your Homie’s Balls day

P1: hey homie it’s April 19, you know what that means
P2: no
P1 grabs P2’s balls

by The gooch bandit April 9, 2020

april 29

The best date in the year! If you're born on this day you are an angel on earth!

Man, it's April 29 it's the best day ever!!!

by I like unicorns bro October 15, 2017

apagender

Gender Apathetic or Apagender is when a person really doesn't identify nor care about any particular gender. They are fine passing off as whatever and do not have an opinion towards their own gender. This is different than agender in that they DO recognize that they have a gender, they just don't particularly identify with it nor care for it. Its common but not a lot of people know about it. It could be said as multiple terms like Trans Apathetic, Nonbinary Apathetic, Cis Apathetic (etc.). The terms that was listed are what the person would lean more towards. But a person doesn't need to be one of the terms was listed. They might say "Eh...I don't really think about it but I guess I'm..." to a person who asks them their gender. Most people don't know that gender apathetic people exist because they aren't really out there with their gender.

´´ i dont really care what´s my gender, i´m apagender

by haosbitch January 13, 2021

april 3

i know harry will be your boyfriend

April 3 people are best person’s in the world. If you ever meet April 3 born people go talk with them they are so amazing!

by i wanna drink sum water October 15, 2019

Apple

A magic little fucking red object kills every fucking doctor in the world when eaten

I just ate an apple and my fucking doctor is dead because I ate one

FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK

by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 31, 2021

Apple Chapel

Apple Chapel is best known to teenagers of the north shore in particular those from Knox Grammar.

Rumor has it that a teacher was coming back from detention when they heard a sound coming from inside the chapel. To their surprise they found two boys with their pants around their ankles and apple sauce in hand.

They say that they licked it of each other and used it as lube.

Needless to say the schools been stuck with the reputation ever since. Many people don't believe this to be true but after the arrest earlier this year.....well who knows.

"Hey did you hear about apple chapel?"

"yer that's nasty stuff"

by ily4uract October 7, 2009

April

A person to talk to. Someone who is always there for you. Has your back even in your most difficult of moments. She will tell you right from wrong and will make sure her opinion is known. She has the most amazing personality and the biggest heart.

Yep, that's April

by xsshole October 24, 2016