Chubbin Muffin

Chubbin means to eat.

and

Muffin means to cup your hand around your anus when you fart and waft it towards your friends/enemy/innocent by-standers mouth/nose


when you put them together it literally means to eat a fart

Gerald:*farts*
Brandon:Dude did you just fart?
Gerald:*in the background cupping his hand and moving his fart towards Brandons face*
Brandon:WTF!!What are you doing Gerald?!?!
Gerald:*ROFLcopters*Umm...you'll see.
Brandon:*Gags*WTF dude you just made me chubb a muffin!!!

by AgG SP Ball3r September 9, 2005

Scorch Muffin

Sexy piece of ass.

Hey, Shannon come here my little scorch muffin.

by smallfry2128 December 16, 2008

Dingleberry Muffin

N. a female's pubic hair that is matted up with semen, vaginal juices, menstrual blood, or any other fluid.

Sally: "My pussy hairs are starting to stick together. What the fuck?"

Stan: "You have a dingleberry muffin you stupid cunt. Why don't you wash your pubic hair, or better yet how about trimming that bush!"

by mvillemuffinman July 19, 2010

muffin tuckets

The folds of skin located betwinx a womens legs, otherwise known as vaginal lips... usualy of abnormal proportions

"I jus wanna grab you by the muffin tuckets and OOGA BOOGA!"

by Dr. Thomas Jay September 7, 2005

Magic Muffins

Muffins that are baked with marijuana/cocaine/other drugs inside them.

I am totally getting baked from those magic muffins dude.

by Michael6062 December 23, 2008

muffin bomb

1. an explosive orgasm during a period
2. a half-eaten stale muffin wrapped in a paper towel

1. she let out a real muffin bomb!
2. Julie threw the muffin bomb at Joe.

by Julise Wilkble January 4, 2009

dank muffin

the coolest of cool, the steezyest, most legit

"that kids such a dank muffin."

by joe:) March 19, 2008